So we played the best game of "horse" last night. actually it was pig, the shortened version of horse. for those uninitiated, this game involves one person shooting difficult basketball shots. if he gets it in, the other people playing need to imitate the shot. if they miss the shot they get one letter from the word horse. the first to spell the word loses.

anyway, i kinda purposely lost when doug asked if anyone has any dental problems. this was followed by his trick shot. he found a piece of lego on the ground, put it in his mouth, bit down, then punched himself in the nuts. and then did a layup.

i was the third person to get the lego. it was gross, but at least i didn't really punch myself, i only pretended. so, at that point i lost. but the next round involved putting a stick between your asscheeks, and hobbling up to the basket to shoot. finally the last one that ended the game was giving jack(a person there) a piggy back while doing a layup.

all in all i think i cried from laughing.